My pants are crazy.
When I asked her to explain.
She says My pants are crazy. and held her head.
I said your pants are driving you crazy.
She says Yes my pants are crazy.
Her pants were "riding" her the wrong way and driving her crazy.
Honey - I get big I grow babies in my tummy this big (holding hands up in the air about about half a foot apart)
I get big I make milk and feed my babies.
Honey - Came to me after she took and colored her face with chalk.
"I a mermaid!"
(not sure why chalk would make her a mermaid but it sure was cute.)